I have an old email address that frequently seems to be used to sign up for odds and ends in the spam department. Some of it is more easily rid of than others. And some of it is more entertaining than the rest.
Below, please find some gems courtesy of a spam email featuring “18” year old girls. Only two lines of text for each in the email, and I feel that’s partly what makes it so magical.
- "A man elder than me is very attractive because he has a life experience. For him it is characterized a stability and reliability. Such a man will never fail. And I like it. Also the man aged knows how"
- I think the most important thing in life is not power and wealth it is family, children, prosperity, and so that all your family members were happy full. I think that I consists of soul and inner worl”
- "hello))) I am a fun, energetic, sympathetic and never be weary lady. For me the glass is always half full) I’m an optimist and my friends often tell me that I look at the world through rose-colored gl"
The big wins for me: elder than me, I think that I consists of, and [I am a] never be weary lady.